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Total Medals Earned: 169 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,700 Points

Motel 66 Lifeguard Larry

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/60 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

Do you always go into things head first?

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

Following instructions is hard! 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there.

GET OVER HERE! 5 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

Watch where you point that thing.

The gambler 5 Points

Watch out for PoolSharks.

Thumb up your butt 5 Points

What were you doing?

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

I need another quarter!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!

New York Shark

Medals Earned: 14/17 (380/480 points)

Balloon 10 Points

Crushing the balloon

King Kong 10 Points

Killing King Kong

Air Racer 25 Points

Crushing the Air Racer

Asteroid 25 Points

Crushing the Asteroid

Coast Bomber 25 Points

Crushing the Coast Bomber

Hindenburg 25 Points

Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin

Osama 25 Points

Killing Osama Bin Laden

Spiderman 25 Points

Killing Spiderman

Tram 25 Points

Crushing the tram

Trump Jet 25 Points

Crushing Donald Trump's Jet

Containers 50 Points

Crushing 65 Containers

Cows 50 Points

Killing 28 Cows

Navy 50 Points

Eating 15 Navy Soldiers

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Baseballs 25 Points

Catching 10 Baseballs

Coast Guard 25 Points

Crushin the Coast Guard Jet

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Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Pilgrimage

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

Abstraction 10 Points

Beat the game.

Imagination 10 Points

Read all the signs.

Appreciation 25 Points

Get all the coins.

Predestination 25 Points

Kill all the enemies.

Juxtaposition 50 Points

Don't take damage.

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Psychosomnium

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/55 points)

Shirley's Medal 10 Points

Meet Shirley!

Bee's Medal 10 Points

Meet Bee!

Mitch's Medal 10 Points

Meet Mitch!

Magician's Medal 25 Points

Kill the magician!

Salem

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/500 points)

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Betel 10 Points

Slay Betel

Mogrimm 10 Points

Vanquish Mogrimm

Nocxis 25 Points

Destroy Nocxis

Zippelnum 25 Points

"Defeat" Zippelnum

Salem 50 Points

Beat Salem

SalemPlus 50 Points

Beat Salem on New Game+ Mode

Xil 50 Points

Annihilate Xil and the Black Obelisk

ONWARD! 100 Points

Beat the game on normal mode, in one sitting, without dying

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Seedling

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)

The Quest 5 Points

speak to the Oracle.

Fall of the Shieldspire 10 Points

defeat the first boss.

Fall of Time 10 Points

defeat the second boss

Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points

defeat the fourth boss.

Fall of the Totem 25 Points

defeat the third boss.

Health 25 Points

obtain a health pickup.

Mower 25 Points

cut 10,000 blades of grass.

Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points

defeat the sixth boss.

Fall of the Lights 50 Points

defeat the fifth boss.

Fall of the Owl 50 Points

defeat the seventh boss.

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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The WTF Game Experience

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

WTF Level 5 Points

Play on user level

Chuck 5 Points

Try to chat with Chuck Norris

Beer and Boobs! 10 Points

Complete all levels