Total Medals Earned: 167 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,690 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)
Finish the three tutorial levels
Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Rate 5 custom levels
Fire your cannon 250 times
Finish all levels
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Earn gold rank on all levels
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 14/17 (380/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet